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• I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.
  Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to alien beings....
• I saw the alien phalanx coming toward us, and I calmed my mind as Kri'lan had taught me.
  And what I saw next to the phalanx was a shadow regiment, half-formed from the resonance around them....
• Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts .
  ..Here's How You Can Tell Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts....
• FAT Research has now shown that Fat is actually an alien life-form that travels the galaxy, looking for other beings to attach itself to.
  Fat beings first arrived on Earth in the late 1960s, attracted by signals sent into space by the Graceland Observatory in the US....
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
• Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
  We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....
• That tendency to err that programmers have been noticed to share with other human beings has often been treated as if it were an awkwardness attendant upon programming's adolescence
  which like acne would disappear with the craft's coming of age....