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Oh, My God. Space Aliens. Don't Eat Me! I Have A Wife And Kids!
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Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat
them!
-- Homer faces alien abduction,
"Treehouse of Horror VII"
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Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
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.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
-- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
-- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....