FAT
Research has now shown that Fat is actually an alien life-form
that travels the galaxy, looking for other beings to attach itself
to. Fat beings first arrived on Earth in the late 1960s, attracted
by signals sent into space by the Graceland Observatory in the US.
Fat beings are now found in most areas of the world, but mostly
attached to Maggie Tabberrer. There are theories that the
dispersion of Fat beings from one's body may be achieved by
performing diet and exercise rituals, but this is pure speculation.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
