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• Last season we couldn't win at home, and this season we can't win on the road.
  My failure as a coach is that I can't think of anyplace else to play....
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If I can't win, I don't want to play.
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Don't investigate this too closely. -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
  One word and one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...