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• I don't want to play coach - we're losing..
• Well, for one thing, I find that I no longer win every golf game I play.
  -- George Bush, on life after the presidency....
• I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
• I win!" by U. Lose
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• Last season we couldn't win at home, and this season we can't win on the road.
  My failure as a coach is that I can't think of anyplace else to play....
• I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
  And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
• Heads I win... DITTO tails.