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I'd Rather Be Rich Than Stupid. -- Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handey
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I'd rather be rich than stupid.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If I ever get real rich, I hoe I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
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If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class.
It's just too rich a subject. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me....
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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