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• Gas Mask must be worn within 50 foot radius of this message.
• Pouring homebrew down the sink...THAT's alcohol abuse!
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• MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
  Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been examined....
• SPA: Sliding Point Arithmetic