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• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• I thought he was one of the human race - but he is not.
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
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• It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
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• I do not set my life at a pin's fee; And, for my soul, what can it do to that, Being a thing immortal?
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