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• Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
  Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe...
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
  Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...