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If A Pitbull Humps Your Leg, Fake An Orgasm!
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If a pitbull humps your leg, fake an orgasm!
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I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
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-- Seymour Cray...
When was your last 40 second orgasm??? SKYDIVE!!
Yawning is an orgasm for your face. -- Gunvar Ingeborg
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
An axe stroke makes a deep wound in your leg.
You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
