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• When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
• Let your Wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself
  by a handsome reply, than the Sword to wound others, though with never so facetious a Reproach, remembering that a Word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the Wound it makes is longer curing....
• Computer hacker wanted. Bring your own axe.
• Can my sword talk to your axe? -- Famous Last Word
• When cutting down trees, remember to pause now and then to sharpen your axe.
• If a pitbull humps your leg, fake an orgasm!
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.