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• Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it? Can we have your liver?
• Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
  Next one won't be corked. [points to the corks blunting the alligator's teeth] Wiggum...
• It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.
• No call alligator long mouth till you pass him. -- Jamaican Proverb
• I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
  -- Albert Alligator, in Pogo, 26 September 1951...
• Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter-mile action, action, action!
  Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, who's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!...
• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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