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• The more intelligent and competent a woman is in her adult life, the less likely she is to have received an adequate amount of romantic attention in adolescence.
  -- Susan Jacoby...
• No, I had no problem communicating with Latin American heads of state - though now I do wish I had paid more attention to Latin when I was in high school.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
  -- Jane Auste...
• Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it. -- Wes Smith
• Liberty Hulse of Middle Island was steadying an unidentified blonde woman who was crying and appeared near a state of collapse.
  ``You have to eat,'' Hulse said to the woman. ``You have a beautiful family, and you have to take care of them too....
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....