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• If a woman attended an American high school between 1930 and 1965, chances are that no one paid attention to anything but her brains unless she took the utmost care to conceal them.
  -- Susan Jacoby...
• Literature cannot be the business of a woman's life, and it ought not to be.
  The more she is engaged in her proper duties, the less leisure she will have for it, even as an accomplishment and recreation....
• The higher a woman's IQ, the more she is likely to be masculine in outlook.
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Guys will actually judge women based on the way they're built .
  .. A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is....
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....