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If Brains Were Taxed, He'd Get A Rebate.
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If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
As happy as if he had brains.
Diogenes' First Dictum The more heavily a man is supposed to be taxed, the more power he has to escape being taxed.
The more heavily a man is supposed to be taxed, the more power he has to escape being taxed.
-- Diogene...
If brains were outlawed, nothing would change.
Not enough brains to get anywhere *near* the gutter.
State lotteries are a tax rebate for intelligence
I thought you were the one with brains.... -- Travis (to Avon) Brains. But no heart.... -- Avo