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• You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything
• Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.
• A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man.
  In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker....
• To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.
  -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love...
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
• Get your mind out of the gutter, you're crowding me.
• I'd get my mind from the gutter but I'm afraid of heights.