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• What would you charge to haunt a house? -- Fred Alle
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. -- Fred Alle
• Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen (1894-1956)
• Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Alle
• FAIRY, n. A creature, variously fashioned and endowed, that formerly inhabited the meadows and forests.
  It was nocturnal in its habits, and somewhat addicted to dancing and the theft of children....
• So much had been written about the Long Island Rail Road (Fred Allen called it "two strips of rust and a right-of-way") that I decided to take a ride on it a while back.
  What an experience! It is not an exaggeration to say that it almost shook my teeth out....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• QUANTUM SUFFICIT The type of phrase that makes you wonder if this language would be any better off if there was someone in charge who had power of veto over the introduction of new words.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...