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• The right selection: Check your erection.
• As you try, your hand seems to go through it.
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• If everything on the road of life seems to be coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.
  --Josh Billing...
• You know about Escher, right? He's the artist who said, "I think it's in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check".
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
  -- Leo Rosenberg...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....