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  -- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Get an F...
• Buddy -- Ran away from home. Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad
  ow in a coma. Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind....
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
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• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
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• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
  Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...