If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate He Would've Made Our Arms Shorter. -- George Carli

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate He Would've Made Our Arms Shorter. -- George Carli

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If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
-- George Carlin

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