"If Horatio Nelson was in charge of this, he would not have waited for official
authorization."
"Yes, a pretty impulsive fellow, if we are to believe the history books."
"History books ? Captain Hart, Horation Nelson was a personal friend !"
-- Doctor Who - The Sea Devils, 1972
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that
Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't
seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a
doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited,
and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor,
and the doctor put some salve on it?...
He that will have no books but those that are scarce evinces about
as correct a taste in literature as he would do in friendship, who
would have no friends but those whom all the rest of the world have
sent to coventry....