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I Want A Horn Here, Here, And Here. You Can Never Find A Horn When You're Mad.
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I want a horn here, here, and here.
You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'.
-- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Related:
Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting....
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids with optional restraints and muzzles?
Homer: Bullseye! -- designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....