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• With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris in a bottle. French Proverb
• 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  2. Isaac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook....
• The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
• If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything.
  -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act i, Sc. 2, 96, (176.)...
• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
• Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time. -- Monty Pitho
• The shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment I put a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency.
• Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
  Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle....
• All I need to have a good time, Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.
  With those three things I don't need no sunshine, A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine....