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• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's First Word...
• Gentlemen, start your whacking! -- Miss Springfield, "Whacking Day
• I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. -- Grampa Simpson, "Whacking Day
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
  That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disband...
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
  .. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....