I Fill MY Industrial Waste Containers With Old Copies Of The ``WATCHTOWER'' And Then Add HAWAIIAN PUNCH To The Top.

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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies
of the ``WATCHTOWER'' and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to
the top.. They look NICE in the yard--
-- Zippy the Pinhead

I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have accepted Provolone into my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

I Fill MY Industrial Waste Containers With Old Copies Of The ``WATCHTOWER'' And Then Add HAWAIIAN PUNCH To The Top.

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