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• I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
  Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
• A Presbyterian and Methodist Preacher got into a hot discussion about the Presbyterian teaching on what is called predestination.
  Like all such discussions, there was far more heat shead in the course of the discussion than there was light....
• Cheered by their words with an altogether more positive attitude to boxing.
  ..I found myself recalling the words of Marlin Brando in On the Waterfront, "I could have been a bartender....
• Just when we finally got good at this, we \_i_/ run out of planets.
  a Voyager scientist --[o]...
• Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....
• If the kids seem to be doing a far better than anticipated business at their newly opened lemonade stand, it is reasonable to check to see if your vodka is missing.
• Governments should focus more on solving the immediate problems of today rather than trying to solve the anticipated problems of the future.
• Juhani's Law: The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.
• The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.
  -- Juhani's Law...