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If It Ain't Broke, Wait A Day Or Two.
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If it ain't broke, wait a day or two.
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ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
A man is one who can't wait ten seconds for a woman but can wait all day for a fish.
The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
On a slow day, you can wait forever. -- The Fourth Law of Computing
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.
Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
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