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• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Truman: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
  -- Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_...
• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...
• Diane, it struck me again earlier in this morning. There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau, but also as a human being
  What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?...
• Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
  Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent....
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
  -- Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)...
• Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.
  Stomach contents re- vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi- cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet....
• Doc Hayward: You're not going anywhere. Cooper: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary.
  Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed....