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• Any problem in your home can be fixed, except that leaking faucet.
• No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. -- Carrie Snow
• If it ain't fixed, don't broke it!
• If it's fixed, don't break it!
• Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!!
• If a stud cat gets fixed, it's broken.
• A man of character finds a special attractiveness in difficulty, since it only by coming to grips with difficulty that he can realize his potentialities.
  -- Charles De Gaulle...
• howstopper n. A hardware or (especially) software bug that makes an implementation effectively unusable
  one that absolutely has to be fixed before development can go on....
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....