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If it's fixed, don't break it!
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PSYCHIC PREDICTS: Fixed points will break again! -- "National Computer Science Enquire
If it ain't fixed, don't broke it!
Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!!
If it works, break it!
If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.
If a stud cat gets fixed, it's broken.
curtation n. The enforced compression of a string in the fixed-length field environment.
The problem of fitting extremely variable-length strings such as names, addresses, and item descriptions into fixed-length records is no trivial matter....
CHINESE CASANOVA -- Don Whong.
All things are subject to fixed laws. -- Marcus Maniliu