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• If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing
• Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
• A necessary item only goes on sale after you have purchased it at the regular price.
  -- Sherry Gradito...
• If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
• Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• It's not the size of your engine, it's the way you shift it.