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• If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing
• Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
• If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.
  If it is on sale, they don't have your size. If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale....
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
  This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
• It's not the size of your engine, it's the way you shift it.
• It's not the size of your sig, it's what you do with i
• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.