Related:

• Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
• Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
• If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.
  If it is on sale, they don't have your size. If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale....
• If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
  This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
• It's not the size of your engine, it's the way you shift it.
• It's not the size of your sig, it's what you do with i
• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
  xliii...
• It is against the law to use occupied clothing for target practice.
• Your facial expression is the most important thing you can wear, you can't buy it in a clothing store.