If Not Pascal Or Modula2 Your Program Is WIRTHless.

If Not Pascal Or Modula2 Your Program Is WIRTHless.

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If not Pascal or Modula2 your program is WIRTHless.

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If you didn't program it in PASCAL it's WIRTHless.
Real programmers don't program in PASCAL. PASCAL is for pencil-pushing pinstripes who think structure is good and spontaneous hacks are bad.
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly....
Your program is sick...shareware it!
My program can beat up your program.