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If One Morning I Walked On Top Of The Water Across The Potomac River, The Headline That Afternoon Would Read
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River,
the Headline that afternoon would read: PRESIDENT CAN'T SWIM.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
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