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• Cats are PROOF there is a higher purpose to the Universe.
• Universe: All-purpose poem. -- Ray Hand
• Doing my part to preserve order in the universe.
• If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
  -- Bob Stanfield...
• The Big Bang was only the universe rebooting.
• Empedocles says that the greater part of the members of animals were generated by chance.
  .. What, then, hinders but that the parts in Nature may also thus arise [from necessity]?...
• It is at least some sort of indication that you should go on a diet when it is necessary for you to let the shower curtain out several notches!
• In success there's a tendency to keep on doing what you were doing. -- Alan Kay