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• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
• If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the Headline that afternoon would read
  PRESIDENT CAN'T SWIM. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
• I walk this way because I have to.
• I wonder what Bob's doing right now?
• I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that I would be what I am now.
• Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I am sure to be filled.
  Henry David Thoreau...
• People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water.
  Then it comes out into water. I guess it probably would be less traumatic for the baby, but certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool....