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• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod. -- Women vs. Bee
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  -- Henrick Ibso...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  -- Henrik Ibse...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  -- Henrick Ibse...