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  I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....
• How's your new job at the factory? one guy asked another.
  I'm not going back there. Why not? For many reasons, he answered....
• These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
  "These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
• These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
  "These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
• If God is omnipotent, why does he need my money?
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• Just why does He make the rain fall on the just and the unjust?
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  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...