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• If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
• When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
• Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)
• I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Always remember, that someone, somewhere, is making a product that will make your product obselete.
  -- Georges Doriot, founder of American R & D...
• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• Marge: Well, I'm just shocked by this whole family.
  Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?...
• A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark