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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to
Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack
look like Sanka.
-- Dennis Miller
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The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's.
bamf /bamf/ 1. [from X-Men comics; originally "bampf"] interj.
Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity....
Amid all the noise about the Joan Rivers cancellation, ABC has canceled `Our World', which featured Linda Ellerbee.
The two unemployed women plan to get together and open up a chain of charm schools in Libya....
Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
bamf: /bamf/ 1. [from old X-Men comics] interj. Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity.
Often used in {virtual reality} (esp. {MUD}) electronic {fora} when a character wishes to make a dramatic entrance or exit....
Closing lines: I'm going to make like a tree and leave.
I'm going to put an egg in my shoe and beat it....
Marge: [on cassette] Don't worry, sweetie. It's very common to be homesick when you're so far away from the people who love you.
Lisa: [pauses tape] Okay, I'm not going to give up....
Polluting New Jersey... like who's gonna notice?
Stop crack! Make rednecks wear belts!