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Stop Crack! Make Rednecks Wear Belts!
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Stop crack! Make rednecks wear belts!
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I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
Hello, is this Rednecks For Peace?
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
Eat it up, make it do, wear it out. -- Calvin Coolidge
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.