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Amid All The Noise About The Joan Rivers Cancellation, ABC Has Canceled `Our World', Which Featured Linda Ellerbee.
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"Amid all the noise about the Joan Rivers
cancellation, ABC has canceled `Our World', which
featured Linda Ellerbee. The two unemployed women
plan to get together and open up a chain of charm
schools in Libya."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
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