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• Down with everything that's up. -- Malcolm Muggeridge
• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
• I don't think it's fair to call people middle-aged just because they're not so young anymore.
  -- Syd Hoff...
• No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
  -- Florida Scott-Maxwell...
• Quote #280 Heinlein, we've noted, has roughly four main characters (for anyone who might have missed it, they are
  The crusty old man, who is Heinlein; the competent young man, who is a young Heinlei...
• Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator.
• I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
  -- Malcolm Muggeridge...
• Your children begin to look middle aged