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No Matter How Old A Mother Is, She Watches Her Middle-aged Children For Signs Of Improvement.
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for
signs of improvement.
-- Florida Scott-Maxwell
Related:
Your children begin to look middle aged
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her children light without federal assistance...
If the purpose of pornography is to excite sexual desire, it is unnecessary for the young, inconvenient for the middle-aged, and unseemly for the old.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for its species, managed to trap them in a corner.
The children cowered, terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!...
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator.
Someday there is going to be a book about a middle aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
-- Bill Vaugha...
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
-- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.