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If There 's A Hole In A' Your Coats, I Rede Ye Tent I
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If there 's a hole in a' your coats,
I rede ye tent it;
A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes,
And, faith, he 'll prent it.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
-- On Captain Grose's Peregrinations through Scotland
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And may you better reck the rede, Than ever did the adviser!
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But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, I 'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.
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We be of one blood, ye and i. -- Rudyard Kipling