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  Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it....
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• You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
  No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• Fry: "Do you have anything else for him?" Contess de la Roca
  Lovely, isn't it?" Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you....