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• You're in the dark suck room.
• Pedantry crams our heads with learned lumber, and takes out our brains to make room for it.
  -- Colto...
• They, they've got guys who'll go in and knock their heads off.
  -- Richard Nixon, May 5, 1971, discussing a proposal to use Teamsters Union -- members to attack Vietnam War protestors Sure, Murderers....
• Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .
  .. to suck all the shit out of life....
• If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.
• If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying
• If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows." -- Yiddish saying