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• If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
• When things are going well, something will go wrong.
  -- Chisholm's Second Law 1. When things just can't get any worse, they will....
• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want, but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent.
  Could you please come back at a worse time?...
• It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
  What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
• McCoy: "Stop me if I'm wrong, but do we have any way of knowing whether this is the real you?
  Martia: "I thought I would assume a pleasing shape." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.