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• If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
• Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them. -- Will Roge
• When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
• I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
• It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them. -- Dame Rose Macaulay
• If you ask your mother for one egg for breakfast, and she gives you two, but you eat them both, who is better at arithmetic
  you or your mother?...
• Lisa: If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
  Man: Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away....